Birthday Expectations

Sometimes I wish I had really nice (and rich) friends who could give me a trip to Europe for my birthday. These are the people I should have befriended so my unrealistic expectations could be met. Anyone have a time machine I could use?

Anyways, having unmet expectations about your birthday sucks, but at least you have true friends that are willing to pick you up while drunk.

~Brigitte and Elise of MakeshiftComics