From our experience (although we are not Lactose-intolerant), there is always one person who is lactose intolerant and never knows when to cut themselves off from the dairy products. They say “oh just one more bite of cheesecake” or “one more glass of milk won’t hurt” but it’s already too late.  Before you know it they’re all over the place feeling sick and aggressively walking to the bathroom.   That’s right, you know who you are.

~Brigitte and Elise of MakeshiftComics